Sperm bubble

Your hitting it from the back....you put your dick in her ass and nut.She then farts and make a bubble.

anal fuck then nutting in her butt.Then she farts and blows a sperm bubble

by Mandingo Portsmouth 8 November 21, 2010

Sperm Crusher

Female who believes that her vaginal canal is too sacred for sperm to travel through while seeking moments of pleasure found by receiving hot fecal matter shat upon her boobs in the middle of sucking a cock to chew or crush the sperm as it exits the penis so she knows it has not penetrated her puun. "Definition of a researcher from the UTHSC in San Antonio Neurology Lab"

After their romantic fondue dinner, Sergio and Sonya headed back to their hotel room where Sergio's raging shits turned into a second course of fondue for Sonya. She wanted dessert so the "sperm crusher" sucked his cock to make the topping for her sundae which cannot be found at Baskin Robbins.

by Da Carpenter April 27, 2011

sperm whisperer

A man who is deft at the manipulation and consumption of copious amounts of semen while maintaining the illusion of being "one of the guys."

"Man! I thought that Steve was cool, it turns out he's just another Sperm Whisperer."

by HallowedrtheOri November 12, 2014

spermer

A Spermer is a male that enjoys fondling with his penis and sperms on everything near by leaving a sticky residue

kevin: fuck yo I just put my hand in a niggas nut on the handrail of the stair casing
Christian: yep them some spermer's living around here

by sir. louis belivadear October 4, 2016

Sperm Purge

The act of ejaculating more than 5 times in one day, nearly emptying your ballsack. Generally, a Sperm Purge also makes the individual feel as though they've weakened by a considerable amount and will require a lengthy recharge period.

Greg: Fuck man, she had me going like 6 rounds just to satisfy her. Shit was torture.

Fred: Jesus, bitch orchestrated a Sperm Purge.

by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent

A Politically-Correct Word for a Rape Victim originally suggested in George Carlin's Doin it again (1990)

" Rape Victim : OMG I been RAPED

Police officer : No, your an unwilling sperm receiptent

Unwilling Sperm Receiptent : Oh? Wtf? "

by Vaprous September 3, 2012

Sperm Whaling

v. The act of recieving head and at the point of ejaculation you pull out and jam the head of your penis in/around the womans ...or mans... nose (as if trying to harpoon them). Causing the reciever to shreek with suprise usually sounding similar to a whale.

-"Oh man, did you see me sperm whaling that chick at the party last night?"
-"You were drunk and crying in the corner the whole time..."

-"You should have heard this hoe when i sperm whaled her last night. She was all like ....Murahrwarahkdfdlkaaaanehh.

by Mantastic! December 5, 2009