the morning-after effects on one's penis after a night of getting shmiggy. symptoms include urinating laundry detergent, blisters, and in some cases your penis falling off
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infantry officer: Why the fuck is there a milkman on the gun position?
Gunner: no dickhead that's a SMIG
Gunner: no dickhead that's a SMIG
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"Smigette" = Village Whore
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