Study hall

A living hell. Takes place in a cafiteria, so not only do you get the wonderful memories of the gum that you left under the table, you also get the remains of somone elses luch caked onto the table in front of you. The wardans take pleasure in seeing you skwirm at that sight of placing you next to that guy who hasn't showered in a week. They scream at you for throwing paper balls in a trash can, and tell you to do your homwork when they know that your flunking whatever class they teach. On the lucky days that you can escape into the library you get the sexy screetch of the harpy aka librarian who is "watching your every move on the computer" but is too dumb to even relise that your looking/ printing porn. What a load of shit.

Dude 1- so what are you going to do?

Dude 2- i dunno man. probably study hall?

Dude 1- Bad choice. Those people there scare the shit out of me...

by IM WATCHING YOU... July 5, 2008

study munchies

when you have to study (for a test, quiz, etc.) and you cannot stop eating useless junk even though you're not hungry purely to entertain yourself while you study

"hey look, gushers... i'm not hungry or anything but they would make studying so much more tolerable!"
-nom nom nom-
"hey look, southwestern ranch baked lays..." (process repeats)
an hour later...
"ughhh i just ate an entire box of cheez-its.. damn study munchies"

by cantstopeatingggggg October 21, 2009

Study neck

You neck hurts from doing too much studying.

I was up studying all night, and now I have study neck.

by ShondaNicole December 18, 2011

Study Jet lag

A messed up sleep pattern due to late night studying. Especially among University studentswho study during the night and then get up early for lectures or exams just to fall asleep during the day when they get home. Adjusting after several weeks of late night studying back to a normal sleeping schedule is usually difficult and the student experiences a jet lag even though they haven't been traveling through time zones.

Dude, I can't fall asleep at night, all that exam cramming has given me study jet lag

by ERcoconut March 20, 2013

study group queen

A person, particularly female, who does not pay attention in class or keep up with work. Thus, before the exam, gets a study group together, so that people can re-lecture and teach her material; however, her intelligence level is so low that she proceeds to fail the exam.

Do not join the study group with the "study group queen". She doesn't know a thing and expects you to reteach everything we already learned.

by betty7777 March 3, 2014

study table

the crappingest thing ever called you have to come in early in the morning at 7:00 and work on homework for 50 minutes 3 times just cause i'm getting a D in history and i'm on track.

going to study table is like having sex with a blender.

by poonani February 14, 2005

study on the ground floor

to engage in oral sex.

A: So, what's Bryan up to tonight?
B: I think he's gonna study on the ground floor.
A: Yeah, that's what's up! I always knew that guy was an open book.

by Schmenjamin March 3, 2009