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Bavarian Stove

Earlier name of the Cleveland Steamer. Popular amongst the crowned heads of Europe in the nineteenth century.
Victoria was most amused when Albert unhooked himself from his trousers and gave her a Bavarian Stove.
by Gajira July 28, 2009
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Rosetta Stoned

When you get so stoned, you start speaking another language.
Hey dude, we smoked too much last night, we got rosetta stoned and spoke Arabic!
by PhilChill March 14, 2019
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Hot as a stove

In sexuality, when a girl is horny, resulting in having her sexual organ over-heated.
Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date yesterday night?
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.
by bARMAn78 September 26, 2008
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stoned

under the influence of marijuana, in a zone where every looks good, tastes good, and when you just feel happy about everything.
"last night i was so stoned but i was still so happy about life its self?
by Angi Childs January 18, 2004
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Stoned Out

1) The acting of staring blank not concentrating on anything but your thoughts after smoking marijuana.

2) Zoning Out when your High.
"What did you say? Sorry i just Stoned Out after that bowl we smoked."
by Kickstand12 February 13, 2010
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Stoned

The very slow, yet rapid course of time in which you may find yourself reading and creating these definitions for words that quite simply seem to be the most hilarious thing you've seen in a recent while. (The word "egg" for example, let it sink in if you are high at the moment)

Contrary to popular belief, you will not be "raiding" the kitchen, and refrigerator, rather, you will likely see a Quiznos commercial which will either A) Remind you of the cold cuts you have in your refrigerator and proceed to make yourself 5 sandwiches, as you will not be able to tell when you're "full", or B) you will immediately rush to the nearest Taco Bell, because at one point you will forget why you got in the car, at which point a Taco Bell will present itself along any major highway.

You will be less likely to go to the movie theater, as instead your first person experiences will be as if you are viewing yourself through a television set, so watching movies will only cause you to lose control of yourself, as you will be uncertain of whether you're watching a movie, or whether you're watching a movie of a person watching a movie. (That person, being you)

You will giggle when I remind you of the word "egg", and that will cause you to go onto some intellectual brainstorm about things completely unrelated to eggs, such as poison dart frogs, discovery channel's Deadliest Catch, or how you managed to read all of this definition.
Guy 1 : Dude, have you ever wondered about how the universe will end one day?

Guy 2 : Hell yes I'll go for some pizza.

*A frequent conversation between stoned guys*
by okmijnuhbygvtfcrdxesz July 4, 2009
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StonedEmoMuffin

a muffin that has marijuana and an emo kids blood baked inside of it.
dude i baked some stonedemomuffins!
by LubricantJaguar May 17, 2009
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