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dirty stash

After you eat a girl out and you have pussy juice on your mustache and it has little crusties on it.
I ate out Alisha and the next day a I had a dirty stash!
by Licker31 May 31, 2017
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Pube Stash

A mustache that can grow around a post-pubescent guys penis
Fernanda: check out this guys pube stash
Walker: I swear to god if it’s another dick pick
by Wugar19 August 8, 2021
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Duck stash

The mustache-like plaster of sticky feathers left on the upper lip of someone who has just blown a duck.
Person 1 "Dude, I hate when you eat soup for lunch!"

Person 2 "Why?"

Person 1 "Because it gets all caught up in your duck stash! You are so f**king fowl!"
by NoFanOfTodd January 14, 2011
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tube stash

1) Mons Pubis
2) Pubic Mound
3) the adipose tissue lying above the pubic bone of adult women, anterior to the symphysis pubis. The mons pubis forms the anterior portion of the vulva, and limits the perineal region proximally and anteriorly.
The guy is such a DOUCHE BAG!
No man, DOUCHE BAG is so over. That guy is a TUBE STASH!
by NiagaraSantaCon.com February 3, 2010
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Cum Stash

Translates to acne of suspicious origin located around the mouth area.( 56 th orifice)
Humberto's cum stash seems to be getting bigger and bigger.
by Bruno Roy February 20, 2009
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Mexi-Stash

That handlebar mustache that you see 4 out of 5 mexican's having.
oooh look -- Mexi-Stash!
by fuckhead joe July 7, 2007
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Stash Pad

1. A place where a man stores his mistress hidden away from his wife (if he has the means).

Can also be:

2. I place where you hide your assets, your thousands of boxes of Yaoi, all of the medicine you never took when you were supposed to, and all of the guns and motorcycles you call your "children."
def 1.

Charlie: Sir Acktinson, since we are away from the other guests, how are you and Mrs. Bianca?

Dick: Oh my! She is the light to my dark, frigid soul. She was delighted to see the stash pad I made up for her.

Charlie: *Laughs* You've made it clear that she wasn't to take pictures of it? You know how young women are.

Dick: *Sigh* She is a discreet young lady. She's smart enough to know the consequences of displaying her gifts to her "web followers," otherwise I would have stashed someone else.

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def 2.

Mom: Hey rich bitch. Gimme $20k for me and your dad's vacation. We wanna go to Martha's Vineyard.
Johannes: Sorry mom. I'm broke at school, remember? I had to pay for it myself.
Mom: Oh. Srry then. I thought you had an engineering job?
Johannes: I do! It doesn't pay as much as you'd think.
Mom: Lol srry boo. Good luck wit school. Loves

Johannes: 20k for Martha's? Are they nuts?

*secretly has 2 million in his stash pad from owning his secret tech company*
by collegeh00k3r August 27, 2016
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