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Starbucks

Where rich, self-righteous liberal college kids like to "hang" (loiter) all day on their laptops. They also enjoy taking advantage of free wi-fi connections while pretending to be good students and/or productive people in general.
Johnny: Holy crap, half of NYU's student body is trying to get into Starbucks!!
Joe: I know, and all of the Huffington Post newspapers from the newsstands on the way there are gone as well!
by Publius 2.0 March 6, 2013
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starbucks

An extremely popular yet expensive coffee chain where many teens go to hang out, gossip/chat on a Friday, and buy coffee. Older, college students often find Starbucks a comfortable and quiet place to study or type various things on their laptops.
"We'll always have our starbucks Friday right guys?"
my teacher said- "If you need to make up an assignment, come in early and feel free to bring your starbucks too."
"I'm going to starbucks to study"
by Cherrypie December 7, 2006
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Starblock

stahr-blok
–verb
1. When one person in a group of four or more refuses to eat at an establishment because of the low Yelp rating, even if the rest of the group wants to eat there.
We were drunk and wanted burgers at Mel's Drive-In, but we were starblocked by Mari because of their two star Yelp rating. Some bullshit.
by ghostpigeon_lives January 13, 2011
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starbucksology

The study of starbucks drinks and all the variations and additives
I did not know you could add protein to a vanilla latte so I guess I need to brush up on my starbucksology!
by BronxRap October 24, 2008
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Starbucks Stutter

The phenomenon that affects folks (usually those who were born prior to 1950) at Starbucks, when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to buy a plain old cup of coffee.

Usually followed by groans and exchanged glances among the snotty cardigan-wearing yuppies and corporate scumbags in three-piece suits waiting in line behind them.

Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $0.50 for a cup of coffee.
Customer 1: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"

Customer 2: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"
by interregnum September 15, 2009
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starbucks per a square mile

A method of measuring liberalism. A high amount of Starbucks within a square mile of an area means that it is very liberal.
Person 1: Is Arlington, Virginia conservative?
Person 2: Nah man, there are like seven Starbucks per a square mile
by dannyboyfly April 17, 2014
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Starbucks

The BEST coffee place EVER. Usually visited by white girls. Very addictive
Starbucks is bae! yassss!
by "who am I?" None of ur busines January 19, 2015
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