Skip to main content

was not intended to be a factual statement

A clause which, when placed at the end of a sentence or simply used as an excuse after the fact, will allow you to say anything you want.

It was first made popular by politician Jon Kyl when making a bogus statement about Planned Parenthood, and then taken to even greater heights on The Colbert Report. This is a prime example of colberrorism.
Jon Kyl is the only person who can sneeze with his penis. He calls it a sneenis. That was not intended to be a factual statement.
by MarcusDonovinius May 23, 2011
mugGet the was not intended to be a factual statement mug.

Stæmpla

This a word we use in Norway to say that I've fucked a girl. Comes from the word "stamped. Very much used in the northern part of Norway. It also contains the spesial letter "æ", which is almoast only used in Norway. And som other scandinavian countries.
I have "Stæmpla" that girl. I would like to "Stæmple" that woman.
by Darkwatch January 28, 2006
mugGet the Stæmpla mug.
Related Words

TUBE STAKE

by Li Fung May 17, 2003
mugGet the TUBE STAKE mug.

Cheese-stake

The use of cheese, often Velveta, as lubrication.
"....and then I cheese-staked her!"
by kir kanos October 9, 2009
mugGet the Cheese-stake mug.

bank statement

(noun)-the act of missing a shot over the cross bar in soccer and having to chase the ball down.

(verb)-missing an easy shot and cussing because you have to chase your ball 50 yards from where you were.
Person 1: "Shoot!"

Person 2: *Shot* and ball flies away

Person 1: HAHA! BANK STATEMENT!

Person 2: *%$@! Can you get my ball please?

Person 1: Hell no! I'm not walking to China today!
mugGet the bank statement mug.

Tube Stake

A derogatory slang term for the male genitalia, often used when a man tries to pick up a woman
"Hey Hunny, wanna try a little tube stake tonight
by rmcdaniel October 18, 2008
mugGet the Tube Stake mug.

snakemilker

If you grab life by the balls, then it's nothing to grip a snake by the neck and milk its fangs for every drop of venom - leaving it meek, harmless and limp. A snakemilker ain't for the average man. More like a bad ass who takes his lady to a cage fight on the first date. The type of man who cleans his own wounds, inks his own tattoos and drinks NOS like it's water in the Mojave. A snakemilker ain't in it for the fame. He ain't in it for the hype. And he damn sure ain't in it for the money. That's bull. He's in it for the scars, the war stories, the respect. So here's to those unsung hereos who don't give two fangs what some poodle groomer thinks. The ones who look back on life with pride, knowing they kicked ass when all was said and done.
"My daddy'll whoop your daddy's ass, cause my daddy's a snakemilker and your daddy's a Beach Scavenger."

"He had the scars of a snakemilker, the ears of a cage fighter and the handshake of a cowboy. That's a man who lived life."
by One and done. April 14, 2014
mugGet the snakemilker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email