Hershy Squirts

Just another word for Diareha

Oh man keep the door closed Matt had the Hershy Squirts

by Anden 3000 September 23, 2007

Hollywood Squares

The fabled celebrity mortuary where careers go to get embalmed.

There are three paths of burnout for a celebrity: Revolving door rehab, paycheck roles in bad movies, and, if you lose all self-respect, Hollywood Squares.

by DancingKali April 10, 2011

Rock the Squirts

To take a piss, urinate. The best way to say it.

Goddamn, I really need to rock the squirts after that 3 hour long ride

by Derpmobile November 11, 2010

Squired

When a girl wears a strap-on and takes a man up the arse.
Thus being squired.

The missus squired me last night

by tummytank September 9, 2010

Squivesh

Squivesh Skwi-vish: A combination of feeling sick and squeezing your buttcheeks together. 9/10 times involves a really ugly fat chick. (See Fugly)

That girl is so ugly, she made me Squivesh.

by Alucard January 31, 2005

Squirts and tinkles

Shits and giggles

Try it this way. "For squirts and tinkles"

by ol'ar February 17, 2010

SquirtShit

when you are expecting a fart, and instead comes a hose-type spray of diarrhea....

Which probably means you have a horrible horrible stomach virus and will be throwing up and squirtshitting every five minutes....

D:

Dude 1: DUDE I HAVE A HUGE FART COMING UP!! LISTEN!!
.................................*squirtshit*.....

Dude 2: I don't hear a fart.

Dude 1: Um.... i squirtshitted.

Dude 2: EWW you should change your underwear and start wearing diapers....

*Dude 2 runs away*

by Sk8rman1000 March 30, 2011