squeap

The act of forcing semen into a coworker 's, named James, ass.

I squeaped James for destroying that server.

by nnobodlikesjames December 15, 2013

squelfie

When you take a selfie with your squad

Shut up and take a squelfie

by Squelfie Queen November 18, 2015

squemph

That nasty crumbs found under your chouch cushions.

When you look for coins in your chouch be weary of sticky squemph

by MOCTAR October 4, 2016

squelch boot

Having mad chafe in your genital region cause it to 'squelch' like a boot. Cause by not washing for a while

Bro, I think I have some serious squelch boot. Haven't washed in about a month

by therealfrenchtickler July 1, 2016

Squelfie

When you notice a squirrel right behind you so you take out your phone and take a squelfie with it. A selfie with a squirrel that is close by.

Bob noticed a fat squirrel chilling on the tree behind him so he took his phone out and took a squelfie.

by PaulFV May 2, 2018

Squelfie

When you take a selfie with a nearby squirrel.

Wow, look at that fat squirrel! Quick, let's take a squelfie.

by PaulFV March 17, 2018

squelse

To squeeze one’s legs together as hard as they can while having sexual intercourse. Such an action causes pleasure for females but prolonged use can lead to dysfunction of the male’s reproductive organs.

The only thing that makes me finish is when my husband lets me squelse him. - Horny Wife

by Big Gong Gorilla Dong July 17, 2018