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Lemon Squeezer

Someone that gives you hand jobs.
I could use a lemon squeezer.
by Party Crashers October 12, 2009
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Squeeze Weiner

Squeeze Weiner is said by Ohmwrecker during recording session of Cards Against Humanity, The crew, which included Mini Ladd, BigJigglyPanda, DaithiDeNogla, BasicallyIDoWrk, Ohmwrecker, and SMii7Y, started the session with their normal Cards antics. Until they turned their point of humor on Ohmwrecker.
Ohmwrecker is a youtuber with over 1 million subscribers, he plays a multitude of video games on his channel with many of the people listed above, however he hadn’t previously played Cards Against Humanity, so his friends invited him to play. Ohm was the butt of many jokes in a previous session , and was called many times, a “Noob.”
During a round in which BasicallyIDoWrk was the Card Czar, the black card read: “I love it when you _____.” The winning card of the round was BigJigglyPanda, who played the card: “pick this card so Ohm doesn’t win.” (at this point if Ohm got another point he would win.) However the standout card was the one on the far right end, which simply read “squeeze my weiner” Which SMii7Y was kind enough to point out.
Person : Hey, do you want to buy an pack of hotdogs on the market?
Ohmwrecker : No we'll buy squeeze weiner instead
Person : What?!?!?!
Ohmwrecker : Squeeze Weiner don't know about it?
Person : No.
Ohmwrecker : It's because someone Squeeze my Weiner
by Munu Ledd December 31, 2017
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Anal Squeeze

The movement of the bowels while making #2, it could also be used as an insult
Dude1:"Man my ass hurts from that anal squeeze...."

Dude2:"anal what?"
by Anal Squeeze August 12, 2009
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The Squeeze-cheek

When you gotta crap so bad, you have to squeeze your buttcheeks together and take baby steps to the bathroom to keep from shitting your pants.
Dude, I was at the gym the other night and suddenly had to shit like hella bad. I had to do the squeeze-cheek to make it to the bathroom before I dumped in my shorts.
by 1SIK720 April 24, 2010
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squeeze blood out of a turnip

You can't get something from a person, especailly money, that they don't have i.e. A turnip cannot be coaxed, squeezed, or cajoled into producing blood. All efforts at obtaining blood from this vegetable will be futile
He's no snitch; you'll squeeze blood out of a turnip before you get any real answers from him.
by BoogiePants October 20, 2008
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squeege

When a man pokes his penis in another's eye.
I squeeged in my significant others last night.
I'm going to squeege in you eye.
do you mind if i squeege you.

also used as:

I'm going to squeege your eyes out.
Do you mind if I squeege in your eye?
by Squeege in the eye February 19, 2013
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Main Squeeze

its the most inportant of your many girlfriends or boyfriends, its the you like the most
man i like sarah and rachael but becca has to be my main squeeze
by rmawills October 15, 2003
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