squeegee men

a man or woman who, with washcloth and squeegee in hand, cleans windshields of cars stopped in traffic and then somehow expects to get paid by the drivers

"squeegee men are conniving panhandlers who, because you pity them that very instant they finish the job, they take your money".(not to mention washcloth was dirtier than the windshield before they started to clean it and now the drivers side window is all smudge)

by Sam Price November 29, 2007

Squeedily Spooch

The irken equivelent of an organ, it controls all bodily functions.

Hurts when hit by dodge ball.

"auugh! My Squeedily Spooch!"

by got_human? February 10, 2005

Squeaker

A person, usually using a chat feature in an online game, who is young enough for their voice not to have deepened. This makes it high-pitched and unbearable to listen to. Squeakers usually use long streams of invective to make their point clear.

(Squeaker gets killed, trolled, and otherwise annoyed) Squeaker: What the fuck you fucking asshole you're cheating you're using a fucking hack I'm going to fucking report you you fucking piece of shit.

(Squeaker scores a minor victory) Squeaker: I'm the best player in the world suck my balls you fucktard... You get the idea.

by CalvinandHobbes October 4, 2013

squeaky

Something that is described as really clean. Short for squeaky clean.

Dag! His house be squeaky! Everytime I visit that cat it be squeak top to bottom.

by Remy Rem January 17, 2008

squeege

When a man pokes his penis in another's eye.

I squeeged in my significant others last night.
I'm going to squeege in you eye.
do you mind if i squeege you.

also used as:

I'm going to squeege your eyes out.
Do you mind if I squeege in your eye?

by Squeege in the eye February 19, 2013

squeaky sea gull

while engaged in sexual intercourse on the beach, the man pulls his penis out, buries it in the sand, and shoves it back into his partner's waiting love mound. The cry of startled surprise from said partner is known as the squeaky sea gull.

Mark tried the squeaky sea gull on Laura last summer, then she dumped him for a lesbian. What a carpet muncher!

by rebounder October 1, 2006

Squee

1.The battle-cry of a rabid fangirl.

2.To express joy of something.

3.In the fangirl world,not only is it a battle-cry,it is a sport.

"SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! *glomps (insert anime character's name here)*

"Avril Lavigne is playing tonight!! SQUEE!!"

"I can squee longer then you can, SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by OMGAWD-I'M SUCH A FANGIRL 8O August 24, 2008