squarted

When someone farts while squating.

Hey can you grab that for me? Oh you just squarted!

by Jmune April 16, 2017

squatter

A small or foreign car older model low to the ground. Economy vehicle. You gotta squat to get in and out of whip.

Girl Rayshawn got a job finally got a squatter to get around in.
Somebody hit my squatter, and kept going. Damn!

by New2me2 January 18, 2018

Squattel

When you drop that ass on a nice firm seat with no intention of rising for the rest of the day, lest you need to refuel on sick gamer fuel (Doritos, Mountain Dew, etc.) or defecate.

After work I'm going to squattel hard af on my RGB gaming chair.

by lootcrate June 12, 2018

Squatter With Benefits

A person that stays with you and doesn’t pay his share of rent, but receives the same benefits as if they already had (receiving showers, food, etcetera). May also be shortened to SWB.

Pluralised form: Squatters With Benefits.

Stephen, my brother, you are a squatter with benefits - you haven’t paid your fair share of rent for the past three months, soon to be four, so you’re going to need to be evicted from my property unless you can pay your rent for the months you have missed thus far.

by BandBoxBrawl October 14, 2018

Squatter spotter

The act of observing your partner sitting (squatting) over another individuals' face, while that individual is topping you. You must guide your partner over the lucky one's face.

So I was Alex's squatter spotter last night, and was amazed by his leg strength.

by Mistermrmister2 May 21, 2021

Squatter

Someone at the gym who sits on the equipment and just looks at their phone.

That dude is just a squatter, why is he here?

by John525 December 27, 2021

Squatters right

Squatting in a Abandon place, Cause You are in a bad situation

Squatters rights are real bitch

by 459395 April 4, 2023