Scratching Teeth

The act in which two individuals make physical contact by scraping their teeth together.

This cannot be done easily in a natural situation, like kissing. The two people must position their heads and mouths awkwardly, in a manner in which they can rub their teeth against anothers.

The sensation created is similar to eating with a fork, and when you pull the fork out of your mouth, it makes a distasteful "scratching" noise. The feeling may bring about numbness, hysteria, and a temporary deafness (due to the shrieking noise created when the teeth collide).

It has been said that scratching teeth may replace waterboarding as a form of torture in the near future.

Christian- "Did you hear what Justin did last night?"

Dan- "Yeah. He was totally scratching teeth with that girl from Utah. Yuck!"

Christian- "We need to get him to the nearest psychiatric ward."

Dan- "We'll do it live."

by El Capitalist June 2, 2009

black scratch

n. a back scratch given with long acrylic nails.

A: "My back be itchin'"

B: "You need a back scratch?"

A: "Shit, I need a black scratch"

by JRBADBOY October 6, 2009

Scratching

With the same intention as cutting, except trying to avoid scarring. The scratcher will usually use something sharp to the touch but not pure metal, for example, a bobby pin without the plastic coating or a safety pin as opposed to a knife, scissors, razor, pencil sharpener blade, etc.

It's not cutting, it's scratching.

by ShutDesFuckUp August 29, 2011

winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

chicken scratch

Illegible handwriting

I can't read this chicken scratch.........

by RatchetBoo June 20, 2003

scratch golfer

A golfer that averages even par or better during a regulation round of golf WITHOUT cheating. A feat Tiger Woods accomplished as a young boy.

Garrett: "Did you hear that Matt shot a 68 in his tournament today?"
Gene: "Yea, he has shot under par in every tournament this season. He must be a scratch golfer."

by Matt Wortsman May 19, 2008

scratch artist

a person who claims to be a tattoo artist but does horrible work, which tends to have to be fixed by a real tattoo artist.

You must have gotten that tattoo by a scratch artist, i can fix it though.

by D-Rock of the Atl October 9, 2008