Spritzer

1. A drink made with wine and carbonated water and, usually consumed by females.

2. A word used to describe the act of shooting your load over females faces more generally known as a Facial.

1a. 'Pour me a tall drink of wine and soda please kind sir'?

1b. 'Certainly young lady'.

2a. 'Yeah, give me your love potion baby, all over my face'.

2b. 'Here it comes...SPRITZERRRRRR'

(Phrase must be yelled at the moment of facial decoration for maxium effect.)

by Mr Jaffa Cake March 6, 2009

Sprite bagging

The process by which one becomes absurdly drunk by ingesting large quantities of sprite mixed with some form of hard liquor in a plastic bag. Must be sipped through a straw.

"Dude let's get shit faced tonight"

"Fuck yes - let's go sprite bagging!"

by Niers August 17, 2009

Sprite

1) A type of soda that gives you flatulence
2) A fairy tale creature
3) A misspelling of spirit

1) Get me some Sprite.
2) Get me some Sprite, sprite.
3) Get me some Sprite, sprite. Oh and don't forget to pop in the bar to get some sprite.

by World of Wordcraft February 16, 2015

sprite zero

it is a product of the coca cola company that is pure semen mixed with water. thats all it is. nasty.

i drank some sprite zero and it tasted goood.

by dyan83875 June 8, 2009

Sprite Meet

It is where one takes Sprite pours it into the receivers mouth and begings to descend his genitals into the receivers mouth in a tea bagging motion (if you are doing it right all you will hear is bloop)

The Sprite Meet last night was insane and got all sticky

by Wild Card Spade January 13, 2010

Spiter's K

It's when someone only uses the letter K in a text message

Person 1: Is it cool if I fix your 401k tomorrow?
Person 2: K
Person 1: Stop using the Spiter's K

by Yahhoun December 20, 2018

Sprite Cranberry

A reference to the bible
"As jesus turned the water into wine, he spoke to the people, "Wanna sprite cranberry?"

Wanna sprite cranberry?

by Patroneme January 11, 2019