brand spankin'

Shortened from "Brand Spankin' New"
Simply put, it's removing the word new.

Term used when something is new, or brand spankin' new.

"Nice kicks man"
"Thanks, they're brand spankin'"

by Thup? April 2, 2008

SpankBank

the collection of images, thoughts, dreams, and desires one conjures to heighten arousal in order to achieve climax; In regards to Self Gratification/Masturbation

I went home last night and pulled one from the spank bank to get off

by cooter March 7, 2003

Monkey spanker

A person who masterbates way too much.

Scott is the biggiest monkey spanker I no.

by Jon Simon December 15, 2002

spankinfart

a fart that produces a loud clap sound and or actually hurts the cheeks when it comes out.

"Ouch, that spankinfart hurt!"

by Big Al 80 July 6, 2009

Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!

exclamation of great surprise.

"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"

by chad0x001 August 20, 2011

spanker

One who spanks, as in, administering corporal punishment to the backside of a subordinate and/or sexual partner, either for discipline or pleasure.

Spanker/Spankee is one of the more common forms of S&M roleplay.

by Deucebeast January 28, 2006

ankle spanker

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.

Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!

by Anonymous November 1, 2003