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brand spankin'

Shortened from "Brand Spankin' New"
Simply put, it's removing the word new.

Term used when something is new, or brand spankin' new.
"Nice kicks man"
"Thanks, they're brand spankin'"
by Thup? April 2, 2008
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SpankBank

the collection of images, thoughts, dreams, and desires one conjures to heighten arousal in order to achieve climax; In regards to Self Gratification/Masturbation
I went home last night and pulled one from the spank bank to get off
by cooter March 7, 2003
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Monkey spanker

A person who masterbates way too much.
Scott is the biggiest monkey spanker I no.
by Jon Simon December 15, 2002
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spankinfart

a fart that produces a loud clap sound and or actually hurts the cheeks when it comes out.
"Ouch, that spankinfart hurt!"
by Big Al 80 July 6, 2009
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Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!

"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"
by chad0x001 August 20, 2011
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spanker

One who spanks, as in, administering corporal punishment to the backside of a subordinate and/or sexual partner, either for discipline or pleasure.
Spanker/Spankee is one of the more common forms of S&M roleplay.
by Deucebeast January 28, 2006
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ankle spanker

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.
Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!
by Anonymous November 1, 2003
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