spring break

A week where all the dumb kids go to Cancun and all the level headed people get to relax.

Ahh, spring break, cleansing my town of idiots.

by derkaderk March 11, 2005

springasm

the intense feeling of pleasure that occurs when one realizes that winter is over and spring has arrived.

Steve: Oh god! I see cherry blossoms! And it's warmer outside! IT FEELS SO GOOD!
Dave: Looks like someone's having a springasm...

by Tobi Marie March 28, 2011

spain gain

a phrase used for people or students visiting Spain who are gaining weight because of the amount of delicious food being consumed

When I was an exchange student in Spain, the Spain Gain hit me hard

by lillers101 March 13, 2019

Splaining

Explaining something in a slightly condescending, patronizing manner, while a) assuming the person you're talking to isn't knowledgeable about the subject, b) likely believing you know more about it than you actually do, and c) thinking they must need to hear your wisdom.

Can be used as a suffix to indicate the topic being 'splained, e.g., dog-splaining, car-splaining

#1)

"I just got a puppy and you would not believe how many people dog-splain to me how I should train it or what its breed is like. They all think they're expert animal trainers."

#2)

Person A: "Hey man, I got a chance to look at your YouTube videos. You know, channels get more views when they have attention grabbing thumbnails. You might want to try that. Also, one way to get more engagement is to have an introduction that..."

Person B: "Dude, stop YouTube-splaining me. I run my own channel. You think I don't know about all that stuff already?"

by CommanderFerret March 18, 2021

The Spring Street Ballet

The Cheetah, Gentleman's Club

No Honey, we are going to a cultural event. The Spring street ballet, if you must know!

by Smitty Cakes March 21, 2009

Spring Break Photo Season

A short period of time ranging from mid March to early April in which Facebook and Myspace stalking of High School and College-Aged females greatly increases due to the posting of high volumes of photo albums containing bikini and bathing suit pictures.

I can't wait for Spring Break Photo Season so I can find a hot new underaged teen-bikini pic to put on my desktop!

by JrJrBinx April 11, 2009

Spring Hill

a black hole of america. even if you leave, you get sucked back in eventually.

even though i moved away, i got "spring hill-ed" back

by trueariesbeauty June 17, 2008