Splooge

to forcefully bust a nut

Hakim splooged a load all over Joumanna's chin!

by Wan Hanglo November 16, 2003

splooser

Combination of spaz and looser

No wonder that splooser can't get laid.

by Luxinterior August 21, 2003

Sloozer

n. - A combination slut and looser. Typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. Common spelling variations include: slüzer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.

man #1 - I ran into the hottest sloozer last night!

man #2 - Really where's she from?

man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.

man #2 - Really?

man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.

man #2 - nice.

by Bexxx June 2, 2004

Splooge

The thirst quencher discovered by Hector Zeroni in the Disney movie Holes.

Try some of this. It will really quench your thirst. I call it Splooge.

by mandingoe July 17, 2003

splooge mop boy

person who mops floors in 25 cent peep shows.

my teacher should have been a splooge mopper.

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Splooge Rag

A rag used for cleaning splooge off of oneself. Sometimes guys may splooge directly into the splooge rag to make clean up easier.

I keep my splooge rag under my bed so it's always there when I need to clean splooge off myself.

by Happy Harry Hairless January 21, 2009

slooze

to do something really well, destroy the competition.

'Hey RIchie, I totally sloozed in the game today'

'When i'm back to fitness I will slooze'

by vipeyvallero January 24, 2012