Splinter Catcher

Person who rides the "pines", i.e., person who typically isn't a starting player on a football, baseball, basketball team and spends most of the game sitting on the bench.

Percy, your Splinter Catcher today until you out play Jack at first base.

by Jacque le Franc September 15, 2012

sploignant

Being lit as fuck while still being lame as fuck.

Damn...

Damn, that bitch is so fucking sploignant...

by Coopdaddyslim January 10, 2017

splain dat

Explain the prediscussed directions, or conversation.

The act of requesting a rexplanation in the cringiest way possible.

Commonly used by DaithiDeNogla:

"Splain Dat." "Nogla you're a fucking idiot."

by thebepisman December 17, 2017

Shloinkers

Fermented chunks of penis cheese, usually kept in tin cans.

"Hey brother, could you pass me the shloinkers?"

by Netsu, the bringer of peace May 19, 2018

Splinter

1. To make someone orgasm

2. For boys make them hard

3. For girls make them wet

Gurrrlllllll I made him splinter only on first base I am that damn fine!

by Kittykatrowr June 12, 2018

sloin

placeholder verb

SUNNY: im going to sloin joe tonight
ETHAN: are you gonna sloin his anus
SUNNY: ofc
chungus: yeah yeah whatever m8

by Sloin October 24, 2020

splintersection

A confusing intersection of 5 or more streets, commonly found in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Take the middle left, not the first or third left, at the splintersection of River, Rialto, rt 28, and 30th and 31st street.

by Nick (just Nick) December 2, 2021