spindle shanks

Thin in stature, having thin arms and/or legs.

"Yo bro, you got spindle shanks for arms!"

by bite it you scum July 8, 2005

Spinal Tap

The act of kissing someone's spine, lower back, or shoulder blades. It is to incite arousal and pleasure in the receiver, and, depending on the person, to make her feel as though he or she has been tickled.

"She really loves to get a spinal tap before we get really intimate."

by Jerry August 20, 2004

Spinal Tap

When Satan rips inside a body grabbing its spine and running his hand up and down it, thus breaking off all ribs and damaging several internal organs

Would you rather have a job well done, or a spinal tap? If you don't answer we get to kick you in the balls 10 times each.

by Slut December 5, 2004

Santa spindle

When a man tricks a girl to sit on his lap in a position where his erection will eventually slide into her vagina.

Sit on my lap and I will give you a Santa spindle for Christmas.

by Slo Joe Jizz September 15, 2010

Spineless quirk

white girls who listen to billie eilish and get scoliosis on purpose

Person: Have you seen jenna?
Person 2: Yeah she’s such a spineless quirk!

by Theguywhoisnice April 19, 2020

Spindles

When you’re being railed and your limbs suddenly go numb so to get the feeling back he slaps you around the face with his dick.

Last night my girl got spindles so I had to use a turkey slap.

by Girl from example June 2, 2021

jew spindles

cd containers that have been blessed by a rabbi

I returned from the synagogue today with my jew spindles so that I could organize my seinfeld collection.

by Unavoidable Farts January 18, 2010