Spicy Keychain

A prank in which somebody heats up another person's keys in an oven, then gives their unsuspecting victim the hot keys, causing surprise and a temporary painful sensation.

My keys! My keys are red-hot! Sammy, you rat! You weren't using the oven to bake salads! You were heating up my keys to give me the ol' Spicy Keychain!

by attractivecryingman December 16, 2011

spicy twicey

Hot and spicy food that burns first in the mouth, and burns a second time in the act of defecation.

You should be careful: that Thai Chili Stirfry is no doubt spicy twicey.

1: What's all that screaming from the bathroom?
2: It's Chuck, in pain from his spicy twicey flamethrower burger from last night.

by Neologian-PJG February 20, 2012

Spicy Bois

Spicy Bois, are multiple small creatures that are mistakenly called "fire ants".
They are the dankest animals out there, in possession of the dankest of memes.

Gerald: Hey, look, a fire ant nest!
Hermann: You. Are. Wrong.

*spicy bois consume Gerald*
Gerald: AHHHH---
Meme Cultists: SPICY. SPICY. SPICY. SPICY.

by Alexander Hamilion October 06, 2017

spicy accountant

A christian way to say that you sell nudes to strangers on the internet, usually on OnlyFans.

A: I haven't talked to Jesse in a while. What is she up to now?
B: She's a spicy accountant. Her OnlyFans page is really popping.

by notsockpuppet August 20, 2021

spicy rim

When you eat real spicy food and the next day your bum hole becomes the new gateway to hell.

Hey have you seen Ben since we went for the Nando Sesh?

Nah mate, he's got a spicy rim

by Hobomojoe May 27, 2020

The Spicy Sadness

Crippling depression coupled by severe alcoholism.

Let’s hit a bar bro. I got the spicy sadness.

by Waffleitis March 26, 2022

spicy bob

You give a guy a blowjob while having the hottest sauce/ peppers in your mouth. You then gurggle the cum and hot mix together and momma bird it to your mate.

Counterman enjoyed his spicy bob for dinner.

by Bob spice June 14, 2015