Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

spastic

Spastic means someone who is very crazy. Basically they are quite stupid and do stuff that they know is wrong but they dont give a shit.

(Name) is the most spastic person I have ever met.

by DaffyDuckIsStupidButMyFav💞 May 19, 2021

stupid spasticated donkey

>Just a donkey ass looking person
> ugly
> obvs stupid

IE maddie looks like a stupid spasticated donkey

by d a n n i e l l e February 16, 2024

spastic

chronically online nonce named szymon

''Man, Szymon is the definition of spastic.''

by big papa 42069 February 9, 2023

Spastic

Definition of oniksa and how she acts

Look at oniksa the defined spastic

by Abdi aannoooo December 15, 2019

Spastic

A man that shits on his kitchen floor and then falls asleep naked on the couch

“Steve the spastic shit on the kitchen floor Eddie” - Louise

by Stevepisseshimselfwhendrunk August 22, 2025

Spastic

A derogatory term used to describe a complete moron/idiot.

What genius thought it was a good idea to promote a spastic like Russell, he can barely string a sentence together.

by Lydia12312 July 13, 2022