Spastic fish

When a male has a strap on attached to his ass, with a girl in front of him and behind him so when he thrusts back and forth both girls are satisfied

I can’t wait tell we get home maybe anna with spastic fish with us

by Monkeytickler2334 February 21, 2021

Spastic

Will is a spastic who would kill to date Emily

Luke: oh here comes the spastic

Peter: he’s our friend!

by Unknown000888 October 25, 2019

Spastic head

The term "spastic head" is an insult, generally used when naming a highly strung individual.

Jack, settle down ya spastic head

by NEKMINUTE480 December 20, 2016

spasticity

A unit of measurement to gauge how much of a Spaz someone is.

My cousin has a high Spasticity level He has a habit of Spazing out and breaking things.

by Mojofingers February 5, 2022

Spastic gorilla

A secondary, more pristine definition for a fucking retard

Oh look at that spastic gorilla, so autistic *sips tea*

by The professional definers June 11, 2025

Spastic shit cunt

A definition of a useless human being

He's a fucking spastic shit cunt

by Alan Batros November 17, 2023

rock-spastic

A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.

Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.

Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.

by keyline September 21, 2017