plank spanking

Masturbating while planking.

A cop caught me plank spanking at the Lincoln Memorial and now I have to register as a sex offender. That is what I get for living in a country founded by prudes.

by Dont_touch_that_button April 18, 2014

Presidential Spanking

When you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your ass cheeks.

"Man i've got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!"

by Dixon Hans December 13, 2015

hanging and slanging

When you walk around and your dick uncontrollably swings around

" I can't help it I'm just hanging and slanging!!"

by Alexander102 September 4, 2017

SGS (Spanking Groin Station)

Walking in on someone while they are pleasuring themselves in the workplace.

I went into Larry's office late last night and he was pulling off a SGS (Spanking Groin Station).

by Thomas Jorgensen May 4, 2007

spanking

A stop by a police unit, usually a state trooper, for a traffic violation

He got a spanking for driving 20 mph over the speed limit.

She got a spanking for running a red light.

by Bed time September 15, 2010

smanging

not just banging pussy but smashing it also.

Dude, I was totally smanging this chick last night that licked jello off me.

by Mr. Elam May 29, 2011

slanging dope

Selling/Trading drugs.

'' Ay foo' yo' tha foo' slanging dope 'round? ''
- '' chea, foo; I got chu. I slang everything mah shizzle ''

by JJASAP June 25, 2016