Skaffer

A weasel that steals money from mates mothers.

That skaffer kid is a right twat

by trosoman July 10, 2012

austin spafford

A hypocrite that you can never trust, but is v-good in sports and lying about certain things.

austin spafford told me not to hit people, then he hit me, that hypocrite!

by Sim Shady 1234j;adfj;lsfsdfa October 14, 2013

shaffing

A term used to describe someone that works from home excessively.

MalsR: Where's Dolan?
Chi: He's shaffing.

by 4rid May 7, 2008

saffron

The cocaine of spices

Saffron is the cocaine of spices

by Baron Von.. October 27, 2007

Spaffer

A Spaffer: absolute moron
Someone who gets on your nerves

“Oil you”

“Piss of spaffer”

by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018

Saff

When someone takes a sip of beer at a party and sets the can down, leaving an almost filled beer on the table.

Dude I just found the biggest saff lying on the table. It is my civic duty as a party guest to chug it as fast as possible. I MUST KILL THE SAFF

by chiran September 30, 2009

saff cossie

The Ford Sierra Sapphire RS Cosworth. A Turbocharged car exhibiting maximum levels of fun and zero levels of traction control. Often found on Southend Seafront going "baaaaaaa-tshh" over and over again. Also Escort Cossie, 3-Door Cossie, and the rare and pony Gartrac Escort Cossie.

Me mate Daves got a 400bhp Cossie, a Saff aswell.

by Cossie Bill June 22, 2005