Omelette du fromage

A line from Steve Martin's "Let's Get Small" album.

Steve Martin does a routine on his 1977 album “Let’s Get Small” where he talks about learning to say “cheese omelet” in French. Armed with this limited knowledge, he enters a restaurant in Paris and proceeds to order a shoe with cheese on it while asking the waiter to force it down his throat.

Oh waiter, I'll have an omelette du fromage!

by pictsiegirl September 10, 2010

Tijuana omelette

A gigantic load of explosive diarrhea, like a havana omelette.

"Just laid a tijuana omelette, musta been sumthin' I et"

by Dr Dave September 5, 2008

ass omelette

An omelette made by injecting an egg mixture into one's anus, swirling it around, then expelling it into a fry pan. Normally, one eats the omelette with various spices, such as salt and pepper.

"Man, she made him the best ass omelette ever. Chives, spinach, feta, and all."

by mounopano April 24, 2006

Colorado Omelette

Slang for an abortion administered by frontiersmen during the migration west in the 1800's.

Looks like Jeb knocked up little Suzy. Thos'll make for some ugly kin; might be time for the ole Colorado Omelette.

by Allen Patrick Wagner February 13, 2012

Cheese Omelettes

Flat looking breasts, that sag two to three inches.

John: Karen sent me a photo of her breasts last night.

Richard: Are they nice?

John: Three words. Flat and saggy.

Richard: Don't sound like breasts to me. Those are cheese omelettes.

by (S3S)Qu@TCh April 29, 2011

omelettehead

A smart, intelligent person whose drug use has deteriorated their mind to below average intelligence but still obtains above average intelligence in all drug related matters

Beth the crackhead just made a super crackpipe out of a soda can and straw, what an omelettehead

by crackieMcgee November 2, 2009

Omelette

me, i am omelette

"Hi omelette macaroni"
"Hi lettuce, put your corndog in my mouf pls"

by omelette macaroni June 14, 2018