Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substance in the body

“You drunk right now?”
“Nah, Im sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

Sober October

The act of going straight edge for an entire month to make oneself suffer an unimaginable sobriety.

Peter: Have you seen Joe?

John: No why?
Peter: He's been avoiding going to the bar and smoking some dank ass weed every time I hit him up. I think he hates me.
John: Oh no! He's just doing sober October. I think he's trying to transcend consciousness and see God, but he's looking good.

by BigBirdsGhost September 27, 2020

Scandinavian Sober

A term for lifestyle where individual is consuming less alcohol but not abstaining from it completely.

“I can have a glass of wine but that’s it for the night, I’m Scandinavian Sober.”

“I’ll skip the shots, I’m Scandi Sober!”

by ZenManOfficial March 11, 2021

spicy sober

abstinence from alcohol but not from other drugs

“Hey, you want a drink?”
“Nah, I’m spicy sober this month”
“Ket then?”
“… Yea”

by catimakittycat March 16, 2023

Sober Snapper

(noun) Someone who likes to burst someone else's bubble. It is usually someone who is sober that is bursting (snapping) a drunk person's bubble. Can be used in lieu of "ball buster".

Ethan= Man I'm feeling so good right now, I'm gonna go talk to that chick at the end of the bar.

Jack= I dunno man, she might be to hot for you.

Ethan= Jack, why are such a sober snapper.

by BJA1990 June 29, 2011

Sober as a Gopher

A North-Central Missouri statement

To be so drunk that you can’t do anything. Just piss hammered out of your mind

“You alright?”
“Fuckin’ Sober as a Gopher”
“Yeah I thought so, go take a seat right quick”

by LesClaypoolsThumb January 8, 2020

sober goggles

When someone whom you usually wouldn't find attractive is looking pretty fucking darn attractive. It could be what s/he's wearing, a new hair cut, glasses/no glasses, whatever. They just look unusually good.

Eunice: Dude... Is it just me or does he look good today?
Susan: Seriously... Must be sober goggles.

by baby bZ April 27, 2008