Sober Sailor 

A person who prefers the experience of being sober over using alcohol and drugs. They seek and find pleasure in activities that don't involve substance use.

She won't get drunk with us, she's a sober sailor.

Sober Sailor by Lethal Lex December 5, 2010

Sober Attack 

A panic attack which is caused by the lack of Cannabis, cbd, and thc present in the bloodstream. If a Marijuana enthusiast, one who usually is medicated by 4:20pm, for whatever reason does not partake, a sober attack may occur.

symptoms: anxiety
feelings of hopelessness
irritability
dizziness
mood swings
hopelessness
blurred vision
jumbled speech
nausea
loss of train of thought
writer's block
photosensitivity

: Hey, how's your day going?
Me: it sucks, I had a sober attack and could not even move out of bed and my world crashed down
: oh well I have something for that.
Me: YOU BETTER HAVE SOME REEFERS OR ELSE I'LL CHOKE YOU!
friend: yes i have reefers
Me: my day is much better now, good looking out on the reefers fam

Sober Attack by darthreyder November 20, 2011

sober hobbit-girl

A sober hobbit-girl is often just minutes away from her next beer and her only topic of conversation is that she never going to drink alcohol again. She is not very critical in their choice of partner - even she is sober.

Larsson: Hi guys, my girl is going to be sober.

The Gang: Come on, we saw her, she is just in the "sober hobbit-girl" stage, next level is coming...

sober hobbit-girl by the_urban_urban October 21, 2014

Sober Monitor 

someone who is supposed to be sober at an event and monitor proceedings, but would often rather drink

Ali was supposed to be the sober monitor for the party Thursday, but was the drunkest girl at the party by 10:30pm.

Sober Monitor by ginger125 September 19, 2016

Sober Nancy 

The sole sober individual in a group of intoxicated or inebreated people, who is annoying the group and/or decreasing the level of fun.

Nicole was the Sober Nancy for the night, for she cock-blocked everyone and kept suggesting that it was too loud.

Sober Nancy by Col. Sandersen June 20, 2008

sober drunk 

The feeling of being drunk with the rest of your friends when you are actually completely sober.

It's ok if I'm the DD, I can still get sober drunk with you!

sober drunk by emspeanut July 29, 2014

sober irishman 

Rarest kind of Humans on Earth!!!

I don't Understand, a SOBER Irishman!! do they exist

sober irishman by welsh moshur June 30, 2006