Smurf

Crushing bars(barbiturates) and sprinkling on marijauan and then smoking it

I just smoked a Smurf and that shit fucked me up!!!

by BigMike25 August 6, 2008

smurf

#19 on my list of things that give me nightmares.

Thats papasmurf!He one bad mother...
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH ALL THE GODDAMN CLICHES ALREADY!!!!!!

by Themanwhohasabrokenspacebar November 8, 2003

smurf

to make love

My friend wanted to smurf me

by Rogelio254 June 23, 2008

smurf

To give girls blue balls then make them jerk you off, and then catch it and put in the form of a white hat.

this girl was into some crazy shit, so she told me to let her smurf me

by mrninjaelephant August 6, 2010

smurf

any little minded person in a blue uniform... lika cop. ..

yeah, 'tis been a fine party... until da smurfs showed up... playing friggin razzia-mazzia and so...

by Lisa June 16, 2003

Smurf

Another term for Fuck you, of the word fuck itself, or anything to do with fuck or fucking.

Guy #1: "I saw you leave with Jackie yesterday."
Guy #2: " Yeah, I smurfed her in the smurfing hole..."
Guy #1: o.e

by Perverted Juicebox November 15, 2010

Smurf

When you are slamming a glorious piece of tail and she asks you to choke her (which seems to be trending a lot lately) and you do it until she turns blue.

Papa Smurf is when you can only finish by smurfing... and then you have to make sure you finish on her chin giving her a white beard aka. Papa Smurf.

"I can only finish if I Papa Smurf some fine ass piece of va-j."

"So i was smurfing this delicate little bird and she loved it like Magic Johnson loved dudes"

"Hey bro, what are you doing tonight" - answer "I am going to smurf my booty call within an inch of her life"

"Smurfing isn't a sexual act it is a lifestyle"

by Smurfcapades 08-09 October 5, 2011