sloosh

To fap to Beethoven.

As I sloosh-ed, I saw such wonderful pictures.

by B-donic Prime January 16, 2011

cock smooch

when you kiss a guys dick

by anon January 31, 2003

smooshed

Smooshed is a combination of smashed and mashed and smeared.

I left a doughnut in my bag and now the icing is smooshed all over the place.

I thought i was smooshed but you should see Marysia

by mrsneeky December 3, 2010

Smooch

We all know that shit don’t make since

“You thought I was feeling you that bitch is a smooch”

by Weallknow11 September 6, 2022

Slooshle

The gentle splashing of whiskey (usually Gentleman Jack) upon the genital regions of a woman. This is widely believed to be a remedy for sore, worn vaginas.

Ruthie's vagina couldn't handle much more, but I gave her a slooshle and we were good to go!

by superduperduper January 20, 2008

cock smooch

One who smooches cock. Usually used as an insult

Shutup you little cocksmooch!

by Aidyn April 12, 2005

Poon Smooch

When eating out a girl its the slobber/vagina juice that gets smeared on your face that you have to whipe off when your done.

DUDE! you should have seen it, brian's face was caked in poon smooch from that fat chick.

by Adam Handy April 29, 2007