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the Cincinnati cum slinger 

To build up ones urge to sploog after whackin' one off in front of an audience of young females and finally letting it loose while violently whipping his penis around like a sprinkler.
" I thought i was in love with Brian, But the TRUE LOVE CAME as he did The Cincinnati Cum Slinger all over my pretty little face!"
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ink slinger 

another name for a tattoo artist
a: "so what you do for a living?"
b: "im an ink slinger"
ink slinger by KittyKaboom November 13, 2007

poo slinger 

1.nick name for a devilish feces throwing monkey
Bob:why dont we go see the poo slingers(monkeys) at the zoo
kevin:ok
poo slinger by poo slinger April 1, 2005

purple headed cum slinger 

she slurped on my purple headed cum slinger

Mud-slinger

1) One who slanders others.
2) A maker of pottery, usually on a potters wheel. This is due to the fact that as the wheel spins it "slings" slip or mud.
1) "The political party representative was mud-slinging his opposition."

2) "As a mud-slinger the artist produces some beautiful bowls and cups."
Mud-slinger by Brenda November 26, 2003

sand slinger 

When a man cums into the sand on a beach and scoops it up and slings it into the girls face.
CJ unloaded a massive cum shot into the sand at Nags Head N.C. and scooped it up and slung it into the unknowing face of Shelby.
sand slinger by CJ December 14, 2004

Chain Slinger 

A derogatory word used by white people in a racist way. Uses slavery to be racist towards blacks.

Person 1: God don't you just hate it you see gerg everywhere you go on a night out!

Person2: Yeah I know, he's such a chain slinger!
Chain Slinger by ajmcdaddy April 12, 2007