schlong sling

Underwear for males that cradles their schlongs, much to the disgust of the people around them; a banana hammock.

That old man is still trying to show off his junk in a schlong sling.

by anonymous purple August 14, 2018

sling a dinghy

To blatantly ingnore someone or something.

Sling a dinghy.
"I asked the IT guys to fix my machine and they slung me a dingy".

I'm not going anywhere near that nightclub as it's full of chavs, it's getting dingied

by Rubber boy November 19, 2008

sling pies

To deliver pizza, usually with a car.

"What does Joseph do for work?" "Sling pies for Pizza Hut down on campus."

by Illogical Bobcat June 18, 2008

singapore sling

a drink made from cumshots of Singaporean chinese teeny-weeny dicks

Ryan: Hey I'm thirsty

Bob: Let's drink the Singapore Sling.

by Reporter August 18, 2008

Boob Sling

A bra designed to prevent large chested women from hurting themselves or others.

Hey dude, did you hear Dana broke a rib? She said it was due to coughing hard, but I think the real reason is because she hasn't been wearing her boob sling.

by bigmurf February 23, 2010

Dick Sling

Is another name for a Speedo or a man thong

“Did you see Michael Phelps swim last night?”

“Ya that dick sling made him look all balls”

by Alibaster Slim August 04, 2012

Man Sling

A device or cradle used to hold ones manhood. Often comes with side loading external DVD burners.

After I banged the shit out of this little asian tramp from work, I had my cock in the man sling for an hour and a half.

by Nick Lazer May 20, 2004