bitch swallowed the kids

When a girl cares so much about how you feel that she takes a load of cum down her throat. It is not only sexy but unbelievably considerate.

Last night was awesome, the bitch swallowed the kids and she choked, but I got my nut so its all good.

by H Dubs May 15, 2008

baby swallower

a girl who always ends any sexual encounter by swallowing the cum shot.

i got a date with amy tonight. she is a notorious baby swallower!

by russland September 10, 2010

european swallow

Migratory birds who can carry coconuts but need to do it in pairs while tied to the coconut in a line.

"Maybe two (european swallows) carrying it on a line,"
"What!? Held under the dorcel guiding feathers!?"
"Why not?!"

by swallowcarryingacoconut December 18, 2005

swallowing kids

Giving a guy oral sex and swallowing his ejaculate. Penned by Fabolous in "Damn".

My girl gives the best head; she's into swallowing kids.

by Lindsay October 6, 2003

stallowned

to have slyvester stallone destroy your shit.

"Those idiots in Hope WA got stallowned in first blood"
"Rico got stallowned in judge dredd"
"Apollo Creed, Clubber Lang, Ivan Drago and Tommy Gunn all got Stallowned"

by Jubby:) February 24, 2008

shallow hal

One who cannot see the beauty or attractiveness in anyone who does not fit "perfectly" in the "beautiful people" steriotype. A character flaw that causes one to judge another solely by unrealistic or perverted standards irregaurdless of the judged person's personality, abilities, character.

Julia is such a shallow hal, in college she was dismissive of who she considered the geekiest guy in america, she even told him he was useless: I wonder if she gets it now?

by justymin August 30, 2006

Seat Swallower

An overweighted person on a bicycle, with their ass swallowing the seat each time they cycle.

As Katie(a fat person in my class) cycled past, we noticed her ass was swallowing the seat. so therefore we shouted SEAT SWALLOWER!!!!!!!

by Robbieeeeee August 24, 2008