Sizzle Pie

A guy cums in a mug, and puts it in the microwave. When it starts boiling, he takes it out and splashes the scalding hot jizz on a girl's face. As her skin is bubbling like the cheese on a pizza, he tosses different toppings on her face.

After giving that chick a sizzle pie last night, I'll never look at pizza the same way again.

by Scrote McGee June 13, 2020

Sizzle-Sazzle

The sensation of friction and/or uncomfortable rubbing against ones penis as it goes in and out of ones pussy durin intercourse

Johnny: Ayo , Ben, how was it last night with Lauren ?
Ben: Not good, G
Johnny: what, how come bruvva?
Ben: We wasn’t lubricated or nothin, all the rub and grip i was feeling on my dong was giving me the Sizzle-Sazzle !!

by R4nDomGuY—_—_ April 16, 2021

sizzler

An term used to make fun of or insult redheads/gingers.

She's such a sizzler, don't talk to her.

by eggplantgun May 9, 2023

HR Sizzurp

Its Human Resources BS at its worst, generally served for free at career fairs at a variety of universities all across America. Examples of "dat HR sizzurp" include: offers of opportunities to work abroad, face to face client meetings, words such as strategy and management and opportunities for development. These things never happen at your entry level position or internship, but are commonly discussed at said career fairs.

Dat sizzurp is generally so strong that it can only be sipped, and seems great while your leanin' on it. It is highly intoxicating. Generally, once one's career at said firm begins, the user soon realizes that the HR sizzurp is a terrible concoction with horrific side effects.

See Also: The HR Koolaid, a term commonly used on "GettingDrunkinFirstClass.com".

White Privileged Kid: "All John talks about is his new job at Management Consulting Firm X, but he's yet to find out that on the job, he'll just be making Powerpoints all day."

Other White Privileged Kid: "Yeah he's still leanin' on dat HR sizzurp."

by FratStein July 20, 2009

Sausage Sizzle

An outdoor BBQ in which sausages are the main affair. Often hosted by non profit organizations for a donation and on Election Day in Australia as incentive to vote.

Head on down to the beach this Sunday, there’s gonna be a sausage sizzle for the homeless.

by NimbleFruitJube November 6, 2018

sizzlin' bacon

Cops (pigs/bacon) who park their cars, often out of sight, and wait for some sort of crime such as speeding to occur so they can give a ticket.

Slow down, bro, I think we just passed some sizzlin' bacon hiding behind that bush.

by T-Bizzcuit May 16, 2010

Drizzling Sizzler

An uncontrollable bout of diarrhea after eating spicy foods whereas the molten hot liquid spewing from your asshole actually sizzles when it hits the water in the bowl, while your eyes water and nose runs from the ensuing firehole.

After eating that italian beef with giardinera I turned into an upside down volcano. I am sweating and need two ice cream cones. A Stage 9 Drizzling Sizzler.

by douchewater June 28, 2012