singering

The act of flirting rather than working, sitting on one's ass, eating Subway and putting absolutely no effort into one's job. AKA being horrible at life in general.

At least he's trying and not singering it.

by "PhD" February 15, 2010

Simping

Any male who shows affection

Ayoooo Jeff is simping over Veronica

by Chs14 July 4, 2020

simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole

Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano

by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017

simporing

Something that is so simple and boring

Me - Alexa, set a 10 Minute timer
Alexa - 10 Minute Timer Starting Now
Me - So that is amazing (under breath - simporing)

by Mandogy January 16, 2018

Simmering Chair

A specially selected seating device (usually a chair) upon which the process of clothes simmering occurs.

Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his simmering chair.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

Clothes Simmering

Aka, “simmering”: DFN: A process whereby new clothes, before they are first donned, are prepared by laying them out and displayed privately for use, both physically, mentally, and emotionally by their new owner.

Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

Clothes Simmering

Aka, “simmering”: DFN: A process whereby new clothes, before they are first donned, are prepared by laying them out and displayed privately for use, both physically, mentally, and emotionally by their new owner.

Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025