Simmons Classic

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table

Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic

by Anelly221 January 10, 2022

Mr Simmons

The admin at the i-series event. He has a record of long running of tournament runs, winning over £1,000,000. He goes by the name of the Simmonator.

Could be used in the context of, "Oh, Mr Simmons you jew."

by Mr Clarke July 26, 2008

Chris Simmons

Very talented British actor hailing from Gravesend, Kent. Mostly known for his role as DC Mickey Webb in ITV cop drama "The Bill".

Chris Simmons is amazingly versatile as an actor, strongest performance to date is probably his sensitive portrayal of a male rape victim in 2003 although his acting is consistantly realistic and believable .

www.thebill.com

by Thatkliqkid December 31, 2009

Payton Simmons

a thot. she thinks everyone wants to be like her and thinks she is a queen, but no one likes her.
Also, a pornstar. Kinda fitting.

Person 1: Do you see that? That girl just got mad at someone for having the same shoes as her.
Person 2: Ugh, she's such a Payton Simmons.

by anna_oop69 October 8, 2019

Jolie simmons

Beautiful as fuck when you see part of her body you want her more make you want to jerk off am taking about Jolie in 7 grade

jolie simmons

hot as fuck

by anonymous February 22, 2022

megan simmons

The best girl in the world you can not forget about her she is good in every way. Perfect good at sports quirky and loves saying YEET

Your such a Megan simmons

by MLS YEET April 19, 2018

Simmonator

Someone with the surname Simmons that loves female attention.

Hey dom is such a simmonator he loves females

by Oatesy42 July 16, 2025