sidecracked

Very similar to sidetracked but only occurs when one is very high on some form of stimulants.

I been trying to get by yo place, just kept gettin sidecracked

by barbjus December 4, 2007

Sidewalk sucker punch

Being struck in the belly by the handle of a snow shovel. This usually happens when you walk behind a snow shovel as you plow the snow out of the way and suddenly strike a crack or seam in the cement.

Oh man! I just got nailed by a sidewalk sucker punch. It knocked the wind out of me. I'll finish shoveling the snow later.

by DrTinz February 19, 2008

Sidewalk Plowing

The maulestation of innocent pedestrians in Grand Theft Auto IV on the sidewalks of the streets of Liberty City. Veterans perform this event in the first-person steering view and the terrified facial expressions of the horrifically killed citizens only enhances their pleasure.

"Mitch you should steal that Patriot and go sidewalk plowing!"
"You look like that bitch that I plastered on my windshield when I went sidewalk plowing last Tuesday!...priceless!"

by Maddog Nikko Sluthammer November 20, 2009

Sidewalk Linebacker

A relative of the Mall Zombie, these specimens usually travel in groups of three to six, spreading themselves out over the full width of a sidewalk to prevent anyone behind them from getting past without pulling a "Red Rover" maneuver. Like the Mall Zombie, Sidewalk Linebackers often eat themselves into maximum girth to increase their progress-blocking capabilities.

Dude, I would have been on time but I spent the last three blocks trapped behind these fucking Sidewalk Linebackers!

by Mauler MMA January 7, 2011

like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk

Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.

"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

by BigBadKittyPoo August 11, 2009

fry an egg on the sidewalk

To say that one could fry an egg on the sidewalk means it's very hot outside. It is actually possible to fry an egg on the sidewalk with the help of mirrors or a solar concentrator. This is often done in developing countries.

It's so hot outside that you could fry an egg on the sidewalk.

by chonk cat December 9, 2008

Sidewalk Slam

A mixture of any 40oz of beer mixed with malt liquor beverage.

My sidewalk slam is mixed with a 40 of Mickeys and a Watermelon 4 Loko. YUM !

by Charlie Herron May 31, 2010