Shlong sling

Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.

Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.

by Jealous McOferrik March 6, 2008

Shlong sucker

A person who can be annoying and pisses you off a lot

Bro Kelvin is such a shlong sucker

by Lazxr YT March 18, 2021

Fat shlong

A word used to describe large penis's that pleasure women in the ways they most desire fat shlong refers to penis's that enlarge massively when sexualy aroused men with "fat shlongs" typicly are known to be good sexual partners they are what women typical desire

Danny has a fat shlong he was railing me all night

by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 3, 2022

shlong bonger

Shlong bonger is a type of a dirty, cheap prostitute. Usually from the asian decent.

"Oh man that trip was sick. I fucked so many schlong bongers it was redicoulous."

" i know. Shlong bonger love is good shit"

by optimus prime. March 13, 2009

Donkey shlong

A donkey shlong is a penis as dirty as Mexico, known as rusty, corkscrewed, fucked all together. Specific to anal sex

Yeah, I fucked her up the arse with my donkey shlong

by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015

monster shlong

When your penis is extremely enormous soft

Dang my man jimmy has a monster shlong!!!

by Masturbationmaster69 November 6, 2017

shlong dong

what women want.

Brandon: Dude, check out those hot milfs. Adam: Yeah, they totally want our shlong dongs.

by Mr. jerks alot. August 5, 2008