Shlong sling

Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.

Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.

by Jealous McOferrik March 06, 2008

Shlong sucker

A person who can be annoying and pisses you off a lot

Bro Kelvin is such a shlong sucker

by Lazxr YT March 18, 2021

huge shlong

Its a massive absolute gauge of a monster it can take anything anytime and dosnt need viagra to get absolutely huge the huge shlong has a mind of its own and dosnt cater much to the shy type

Wow he has such a huge shlong

by Nespa 332 March 18, 2022

Donkey shlong

A donkey shlong is a penis as dirty as Mexico, known as rusty, corkscrewed, fucked all together. Specific to anal sex

Yeah, I fucked her up the arse with my donkey shlong

by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 19, 2015

shlong bonger

Shlong bonger is a type of a dirty, cheap prostitute. Usually from the asian decent.

"Oh man that trip was sick. I fucked so many schlong bongers it was redicoulous."

" i know. Shlong bonger love is good shit"

by optimus prime. November 02, 2008

monster shlong

When your penis is extremely enormous soft

Dang my man jimmy has a monster shlong!!!

by Masturbationmaster69 November 06, 2017

shlong dong

what women want.

Brandon: Dude, check out those hot milfs. Adam: Yeah, they totally want our shlong dongs.

by Mr. jerks alot. July 11, 2008