Shiticure

A form of pedicure where instead of tightening up those heels and cuticles, you instead passive/aggressively rage-shit on a person's feet while looking them in the eyes and carrying on a casual conversation.

I gave Kyle a shiticure outside of the meeting yesterday after he tried to sell my ideas as his own.
I could have scolded my kids, but I went with a shiticure instead.

by Masterblackout May 20, 2021

Shitlicker

The one organism that chooses to eat absolute shit and has a weird ass name.

Joe: Mhm This Shit Bussin 🚌

Stranger: Your a Shitlicker and your name stinks like shit 😷

by Foaliey September 11, 2021

Shiticle

A long haired person, with hair that hangs to their butt crack, poops and the poop particles float into their hair

Long haired Sally had bad pizza with prosciutto, was in the toilet 30 minutes later, and blew shiticles into her ponytail.

by EC0417 January 10, 2022

Mexican Shitkicker

A drink consisting of 1 Tablespoon Metamucil in 5 oz water and 3 oz tequila.

Dude, last night we all had Mexican Shitkickers to celebrate my promotion. I wouldn't go in that bathroom right now for all the corn in Tijuana.

Yeah, but I'll bet you feel emptier than a used pinata...

by slancio April 26, 2011

shitkicker

A violent mullet wearing lower class white person who ends his beatings with kicks to his downed opponent's head.

Garth really layed the boots on some guy at a party last night.

by Mike November 11, 2003

shitdick

When the porta potty is full to the brim and you sit down to take a shit, you get shitdick.

I once used a porta potty at a festival and got shitdick.

by SL_VP February 11, 2020

Chuck Norris Shitkick

V. First, you take a big old steaming shit in the middle of the floor. Then, you perform a Chuck Norris roundhose kick on some bitch so she falls down. Finally, while she is knocked out, you roll her in the heap of shit until she is completely covered. As an optional follow-up maneuver, depending on how pissed you are you could do the Donnie Yuen shadow cunt-kick.(this is where you draw an imaginary semi-circle in front of you with your toe, lift your robes and shadow kick that bitch square in the cunt.)

"What's wrong with you today, Charlie?"

"Ah, my old lady was givin' me a hard time last night."
"Well, if she's being that much of a cunt to ya, you oughtta give her the ol' Chuck Norris Shitkick"

by THEBigDaddyC October 4, 2006