A dialect formed in the Shetland Islands.
Words which sooth-moothers don't seem to understand.
The dialect is dieing out because of all the american tv aired in britain.
Now mostly only old people speak Shetlandic.
(Sooth-moothers are southern-speakers)
Words which sooth-moothers don't seem to understand.
The dialect is dieing out because of all the american tv aired in britain.
Now mostly only old people speak Shetlandic.
(Sooth-moothers are southern-speakers)
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to as many words as he can
he also frequently does thing till is bawls come off
to as many words as he can
he also frequently does thing till is bawls come off
person1:I was laughing ma bawls off it was the mostestest funniest
Person2:what are u some sort of shetzumatzu
Person2:what are u some sort of shetzumatzu
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Shetox is the antomym of hetox.
It is rumoured that Einstein once theorised that as a corollary to his theory of relativity, the affect of being around females too often is relative to the individual's usual level of exposure, as highlighted below.
Shetox is the antomym of hetox.
Dude, you just got out of the army. It's far too soon to shetox.
Abraham, you're really starting to wax my bonnet with your talk about love and life. I think it's time you shetox.
Abraham, you're really starting to wax my bonnet with your talk about love and life. I think it's time you shetox.
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Women who waste time investigating things they already know the answers to.
Instead of using known facts to make a decision, the investigation of the situations is more important. Sometimes leaving Shetectives in terrible relationships for months or years while they conduct their investigations.
Shetectives use investigative methods that they feel are ok because they are women, but would feel those methods are controlling or abusive if used by men.
Shetective investigate methods include but are not limited to:
~Waiting for time alone with your phone so that she can go through all contacts, texts, pictures and calls.
~Not knowing how to do anything on a computer but search your browser history.
~Revisiting old questions and conversations by pretending you have not discussed them to see if your answers were the same as last time.
~Manipulating you into checking your voicemail from a phone that captures all numbers keyed into it. Even the ones after the actual phone number. These extra numbers will contain your voicemail pin which she will identify and use to listen to your voicemail later or when you are asleep.
Women who waste time investigating things they already know the answers to.
Instead of using known facts to make a decision, the investigation of the situations is more important. Sometimes leaving Shetectives in terrible relationships for months or years while they conduct their investigations.
Shetectives use investigative methods that they feel are ok because they are women, but would feel those methods are controlling or abusive if used by men.
Shetective investigate methods include but are not limited to:
~Waiting for time alone with your phone so that she can go through all contacts, texts, pictures and calls.
~Not knowing how to do anything on a computer but search your browser history.
~Revisiting old questions and conversations by pretending you have not discussed them to see if your answers were the same as last time.
~Manipulating you into checking your voicemail from a phone that captures all numbers keyed into it. Even the ones after the actual phone number. These extra numbers will contain your voicemail pin which she will identify and use to listen to your voicemail later or when you are asleep.
Shetective - I saw you having dinner with your ex. You said you were going to your moms house.
Shaggy - Wasn't me.
Shetective - I saw you kiss her.
Shaggy - Wasn't me.
Shetective - Ok. It was dark maybe it wasn't you. Lets go to bed. Here baby check your messages I think your mother called.
Later that evening at 2am.
Shetective - Wake your @$$ up!!!! Why is your ex leaving you voicemails about being pregnant!
Shaggy - Wasn't me.
Shetective - I saw you kiss her.
Shaggy - Wasn't me.
Shetective - Ok. It was dark maybe it wasn't you. Lets go to bed. Here baby check your messages I think your mother called.
Later that evening at 2am.
Shetective - Wake your @$$ up!!!! Why is your ex leaving you voicemails about being pregnant!
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