Shatomited

When something is so disgusting/funny/horrible that you both shit and vomit at the same time. (Usually while sitting in your chair or at your computer desk)

Jesus that is so horrible I just shatomited all over myself.

Holy crap, I just laughed so hard I shatomited all over my clothes.

Jesus, I sneezed so hard I just shatomited all over my room.

by Eshin242 June 15, 2011

Shalom

A girl with a fat ass

I don’t want that girl unless she got a shalom

by Shauaaiaiahwuw September 9, 2018

Shalom

To act greedily or overly selfish toward something or someone.

"Stop shaloming all the bagels!" he said to the fat-ass bitch at the bakery.

by Darius McCloud December 13, 2018

shantom

The Phantom Shits. The Ass Heaves.

Describes the phenomenon of feeling you need to take a dump only to find that nothing will come out.

After drinking all night, I've got the worse case of the Shantoms.

by Steven Fellows November 4, 2007

Shatos

a word used to express discontent or displeasure in something.

Oh shatos, the porch monkeys are coming!

Shatos its Mr. Bass, wait does he even have a job?

by tommyfbk February 3, 2010

Shantoms

A random kid who is also a shanty poor kid

1. A poor kid who is as poor as he is random.

Omg these shantoms!

by Warplex February 21, 2011

SHATO

Stuff/Shit
Happens
All
Too
Often.

Just a shortened way to express that life isn't perfect and sometimes, crappy moments in life happen a lot.

Joe 1: Hey man sorry about your girlfriend breaking up with you.

Joe 2: Meh, it's no problem. You know how it goes, Shato.

Joe 1: Yeah, I hear ya.

by Donithor August 4, 2013