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Tijuana Sharpie

Noun; A hard and/or frozen turd used for writing/drawing in any slogan or other artistic endeavor including but not limited to face painting, graffiti, etc.
After a long night of drinking Amanda used a Tijuana Sharpie to draw a mustache on Tim and a unibrow on Taylor while they were passed out.
by Tad Thicke June 30, 2017
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White Sharpie

Doing a white sharpie is when you get a blow job from a girl and then you draw on her face with your sperm.
Bro, my girlfriend asked for a white sharpie last night, so i drew a dinosaur.
by Rlvers March 27, 2011
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Lonely Sharpie

A guy who has a millimeter penis. He thinks he is cool but in reality he doesn't have any friends. He thinks he is black but he is the whitest person in the world. This is someone that always wears cargo pants even when he "runs" outside....
Hi Im Lonely Sharpie, IM BACK BITCHES
by tperry76 December 14, 2016
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butt sharpie

The act of putting Sharpie markers in one's anus. The more the merrier. Use as many colors as possible in one sitting.
I love seeing all the colors in that girls ass. Those Butt Sharpies are like an assrainbow.
by Analbum cover March 19, 2014
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shit sharpie

The marks left inside the toilet bowl following a particularly gruesome crap. It looks as if they were drawn on with a Sharpie.
Man, I just punished your bowl and left a huge shit sharpie.
by THDaddy March 18, 2008
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Alabama Sharpie

Trying to trick other people into believing an alternate truth.
I saw on Facebook that he was out with another girl but he pulled out an Alabama Sharpie

President Trump accidentally named the wrong state, then he tried to pull an Alabama Sharpie.
by Beautybind September 8, 2019
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Teabag Sharpie

what you call someone who go has the gyattest gyatt ever and slays all day long like the king he is.
Person: Did you see Teabag Sharpie today?
Person2: No, why?
Person: His gyatt was so gyattable I couldn’t help myself but look.
Person2: Damn.
Teabag Sharpie: *smirk*
by Try_meh_bitch October 18, 2023
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