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Toot session

A bathroom brake that ultimately results in just farting a lot. Usually the person who is having the toot session needs to poop and only farts come up.
dude 1: man, do you hear dude 2 in the bathroom having a toot session?

dude 3: yeah it's disgusting, and smelly.
by Alfons Richter April 14, 2008
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Session Master

A master of sessions, one that knows how to execute the perfect session, including method, time, and place.
by Session Master November 9, 2011
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hydration session

Oi boys it’s time for a hydration session
by Hydration master December 28, 2018
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Steam session

I just had a steam session before I came to school
by glyssin July 7, 2019
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tonight's session

After a long day of teaching, LuLu can not wait for tonight's session with the guy she met at the gym!
by Terc November 30, 2011
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Business Sessions

an "under ground" term used for small-time whores having sex with their clients
Billy: "What'd u do last night Candy?"
Candy: "I just had to finish up a few hot Business Sessions."
by 2blonde4u February 22, 2009
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selfie session

A period of time where an individual takes an excessive amount of selfies and usually ends up deleting all of them.
My boyfriend stole my phone and looked at my selfie session from the other day.
by Psychedelic euphoria May 17, 2014
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