Steam session

Masturbation

I just had a steam session before I came to school

by glyssin July 7, 2019

selfie session

A period of time where an individual takes an excessive amount of selfies and usually ends up deleting all of them.

My boyfriend stole my phone and looked at my selfie session from the other day.

by Psychedelic euphoria May 17, 2014

tonight's session

sex with your personal trainer

After a long day of teaching, LuLu can not wait for tonight's session with the guy she met at the gym!

by Terc November 30, 2011

Session Widow

A girl who has lost her boyfriend to the session.

Mary: "He's been gone for four days on the session"
Anne: "Is he answering texts"
Mary: "No"
Anne: "Session Widow!"

by michael_oleary November 28, 2010

Toot session

A bathroom brake that ultimately results in just farting a lot. Usually the person who is having the toot session needs to poop and only farts come up.

dude 1: man, do you hear dude 2 in the bathroom having a toot session?

dude 3: yeah it's disgusting, and smelly.

by Alfons Richter April 14, 2008

Anal Session

When you and ur mommy and daddy give you permission to put your dick in someones asshole and post it to pornhub

Mom Get The Camera i am having an anal session with caroline and we will get paid big time!!!

by A Boi With an Ass August 25, 2020

Running a session

The act of initiating in banter with a member of the opposite sex with the sole intention of engaging in various sexual acts.

Joel: "Holy shit bro, Josh is totally wheeling that chick."
Jake: "Yeah, he's straight running a session on that broad."

by hasselhoff773 November 3, 2009