serial: serious. Serial is as serious as serial killers. So serious - more serious than cereal. Not as funny as cereal, but more concerned.
usu. in response: exp:
Richard, I'm pregnant!
Are you serial?
Holy rusted metal batman!
Are you serial?
Richard, I'm pregnant!
Are you serial?
Holy rusted metal batman!
Are you serial?
by dueEast June 11, 2006
Get the serial mug.The "Servant Leader" is the favorite sexual position among married Christian couples who have experimented and know what works best.
Procedure:
- Wife lies on her stomach, legs apart, bottom elevated
- Husband lies face-down on his wife, and enters her from behind (the "rear entry" position)
- Husband embraces his wife, performing a "reach around" with his dominant hand (reaching under her and stimulating her clitoris) however she likes best
- Husband props himself up on his non-dominant elbow (to keep his weight off her so she can breathe) and reaches under her breast with that hand, stimulating her breast and nipple however she likes best
- Husband begins thrusting while continuing stimulation, paying close attention to her physical cues and his own body
- Husband times his own release as closely to hers as possible, for maximum mutual enjoyment
Features:
- The wife is passive, receiving penetration and pleasure at the hands of her capable husband
- The husband is in control of everything, and is responsible for his wife's pleasure and his own
- Husband can kiss his wife's neck and shoulders, and can whisper in her ear
- Full upper-body contact and the embrace-from-behind provide feelings of intimacy
- Perfect for the "tired wife, horny husband" scenario so common in marriage
- Echoes the Biblically defined marriage roles: the husband is in charge and the wife is submissive/passive, but his goal is to serve her completely, hence "Servant Leader"
Procedure:
- Wife lies on her stomach, legs apart, bottom elevated
- Husband lies face-down on his wife, and enters her from behind (the "rear entry" position)
- Husband embraces his wife, performing a "reach around" with his dominant hand (reaching under her and stimulating her clitoris) however she likes best
- Husband props himself up on his non-dominant elbow (to keep his weight off her so she can breathe) and reaches under her breast with that hand, stimulating her breast and nipple however she likes best
- Husband begins thrusting while continuing stimulation, paying close attention to her physical cues and his own body
- Husband times his own release as closely to hers as possible, for maximum mutual enjoyment
Features:
- The wife is passive, receiving penetration and pleasure at the hands of her capable husband
- The husband is in control of everything, and is responsible for his wife's pleasure and his own
- Husband can kiss his wife's neck and shoulders, and can whisper in her ear
- Full upper-body contact and the embrace-from-behind provide feelings of intimacy
- Perfect for the "tired wife, horny husband" scenario so common in marriage
- Echoes the Biblically defined marriage roles: the husband is in charge and the wife is submissive/passive, but his goal is to serve her completely, hence "Servant Leader"
My wife and I thought we knew about sex until we discovered the Servant Leader Position. Now sex is 10 times better for both of us!
Many people think the "Missionary Position" is how devout Christians have sex, but couples married for a long time know it is all about the Servant Leader Position.
Many people think the "Missionary Position" is how devout Christians have sex, but couples married for a long time know it is all about the Servant Leader Position.
by GodSex October 7, 2010
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by StellarAce27 September 13, 2016
Get the Serial Sleeper mug.1) an old man, who verbally harrasses and stalks people online, (mostly younger males and females), talking about his ten inch penis that is as thick as a roll of quarters.
2) a retard
3) the old weird guy who lurks in the corners and caves of "myspace"
2) a retard
3) the old weird guy who lurks in the corners and caves of "myspace"
metal manda: eww, some serial butch boy sent me a message, so i blocked him.
or.....
you-gay-ho: haha you see that guy over there *points*, yeah the one with the crossed eyes and hes like talking slow, i think maybe he's a serial butch boy.
or.....
you-gay-ho: haha you see that guy over there *points*, yeah the one with the crossed eyes and hes like talking slow, i think maybe he's a serial butch boy.
by cole to the dizz-ole October 20, 2006
Get the serial butch boy mug.Someone who is constantly shitting, talking about going to take a shit, or talking about the shit they took.
John the serial shitter just headed off to the bathroom to take his third shit of the day. I know this because for some fucking reason he won't stop telling me about his other ones. I know one had no breakage and possibly set a length record, and the other had orange specks in it.
by moooooog35 December 21, 2009
Get the Serial Shitter mug.When a person kisses a girl right after she says not to, and right after the person kisses, they lick the girls' lips.
Referenced by lolitsthad(Thaddeus Peuterschmidt) on YouTube when telling a story of a creepy dude.
Referenced by lolitsthad(Thaddeus Peuterschmidt) on YouTube when telling a story of a creepy dude.
by thad viewer January 15, 2012
Get the Serial Killer Kiss mug.A person who commits a series of murders to a number of people. Many of them are very bright and intelligent. Usually, it is poor upbringing and confusion; that leads them to do these things. (note: I am not dignifying or condoning them.)
The cities in North America: Seattle, Washington, New Orleans, Louisiana; and Toronto, Ontario are often serial killer hotbeds and are renowned and claimed as serial killer capitals of the world. Be careful when you visit these cities.
by Charmouche June 1, 2018
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