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Serial Friender

Cause: Serial friender is a condition attained by long exposure to myspace.

Effect: Effects can range from mild to severe, with the ultimate result being that the individual roams around social media profiles and pictures, adding every clickable name they see as their friend.
Keep away from me, serial friender!

You damn serial friender, we don't have 50 friends in common!
by dedsdidgdn April 28, 2010
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Serial Spooner

An individual who indulges in multiple spooning sessions.
Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.

The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:

1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area

2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or

spatulas)

3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...
That Ryan Farrant is a Serial Spooner and must be stopped
by Jazz Cat Epic January 17, 2011
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Serial Smiler

Someone who has the same smile in virtually all the pictures that they take.
Bob: Dude, I've been looking at this girl's Facebook pictures for about 10 minutes now, and she has the same smile on her face in every one of them!

Tom: It's official; she's a Serial Smiler.
by Yahhhhhhhh August 17, 2010
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Serial Nailer

Name given to a citizen of Murphysboro, IL. This man is described as a bald man drinking a beer with a green shirt who keeps throwing nails into intersections so people can drive through them and get flats. This takes place in the area of N. 20th St and then causes controversy on thr local crime watch page.
I got a flat driving to Hucks this morning!!! Damn the serial nailer struck again last night!!!
by Homeslice05 April 23, 2019
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Serial ProcrastaNapper

An All-Star ProcrastaNapper is barely alive. The Serial ProcrastaNapper ProcrastaNaps before any, and all types of activities, instead of doing it proactively.
My Cousin Jeff is a Serial ProcrastaNapper. He lives in my guest-room and sleeps 18 hours a day in cyclical series of Procrastanaps throughout the day. He barely makes it up to clean his butt after soiling himself in his sleep.
by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019
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serial rejector

The guy tasked with the difficult and tedious deed of pressing the "keep out" button over and over again when someone posts their definition 50 times.
Ugh, Urban Spam? I guess I am the serial rejector.
by ManMan36 May 20, 2016
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Serial Killed

A way of getting killed if you are a short, blonde girl with a really high voice.
"Thanks for walking with me tonight, I don't want to get serial killed!"
by Drew_A August 29, 2012
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