A guy lays on a slight decline and masterbates. Just when he's about to cum he closes his eyes and spits straight up I the air and then has to guess what hit his face.
by Bulk Hogan December 21, 2017
Get the self houdini mug.the meaning of the moon in greek language, also a girls' name not very popular because only the worthy can have the name. it is also a person who is attractive, gorgeous, joyess, strong, friendly, shy at times but knows how to have a good time, trust worthy, responsible and gets easily mad but knows how to control the inter fury.
by wherethemooncrossedthesun July 7, 2011
Get the selenia mug.Basically, it's when someone purposefully gives someone else false information, otherwise known as lying.
Victim: Dude, I thought you said she totally wanted go out with me!
Lier: Selective disinformation my friend.
Victim: What the fuck does that mean!?
Lier: Selective disinformation my friend.
Victim: What the fuck does that mean!?
by Dreggs March 9, 2008
Get the selective disinformation mug.A term that originated in popular NBC television show Parks and Recreation, when Tom and Donna two financially self destructive adults that work in the Parks and Rec. Department of Pawnee, Indiana decide to spend an entire day pampering and spoiling themselves. However in the process end up destroying their bank accounts.
"Once a year Donna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?"
"Clothes"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Fragrances"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Massages"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Mimosas"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Fine leather goods"
"Treat Yo Self"
"THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!"
"Clothes"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Fragrances"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Massages"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Mimosas"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Fine leather goods"
"Treat Yo Self"
"THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!"
by LiamWisner October 14, 2017
Get the treat yo self mug.Selena
Selena is the most incredible, stunning most perfect girlfriend ever, you will be very lucky to even see her face to face. She is kind, generous, incredibly intelligent, absolutely stunning (even though she says she isn't), and THE MOST PERFECT GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD.
Her smile will light up every room she happens to be in, and when you've touched her heart, she would do absolutely anything to make you happy.
If you're ever lucky enough to get a girl like Selena, never ever let her go, and treat her well, because she will be the best thing that could ever happen to you.
One day, she will make an amazing mother and a brilliant wife. For an alternative definition, see 'perfection'.
Seeing her is like looking at the rarest, most perfect, most beautiful thing in the entire universe, losing her would be the worst thing ever and remember to treat her right and NEVER EVER LEAVE HER SIDE!
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I think I found the perfect one, Selena.
Selena is the most incredible, stunning most perfect girlfriend ever, you will be very lucky to even see her face to face. She is kind, generous, incredibly intelligent, absolutely stunning (even though she says she isn't), and THE MOST PERFECT GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD.
Her smile will light up every room she happens to be in, and when you've touched her heart, she would do absolutely anything to make you happy.
If you're ever lucky enough to get a girl like Selena, never ever let her go, and treat her well, because she will be the best thing that could ever happen to you.
One day, she will make an amazing mother and a brilliant wife. For an alternative definition, see 'perfection'.
Seeing her is like looking at the rarest, most perfect, most beautiful thing in the entire universe, losing her would be the worst thing ever and remember to treat her right and NEVER EVER LEAVE HER SIDE!
#beautiful #kind #perfect #amazing #girlfriend #wife #amazing
I think I found the perfect one, Selena.
by TheLuckiestGuyInTheWorld! February 27, 2019
Get the Selena mug.Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.
Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.
by Baller26 May 21, 2008
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Elliot: "...Dr. Kelso's riding me!"
The Todd: "I got next...whazza!? No-one? Self-five! (snaps) For the big dog!"
Elliot: "...Dr. Kelso's riding me!"
The Todd: "I got next...whazza!? No-one? Self-five! (snaps) For the big dog!"
by PhilipSkovgaard September 4, 2009
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