Schlock

A large penis - Word combines schlong and cock in one easy to use word. Kill two birds with one stone.

Johnny: "Wanna see my schlock?"

(Johnny whips out schlock)

Girl: "WOW! That's a huge schlong!" or "WOW! That fuckin cock is EPIC!"

Wow, those JNS guys have have huge schlocks!

by JNSphoLYFE February 1, 2010

Shlocken

A sex bomb who gets all of the thots.
He is a straight baller and is the funniest guy in the room

Reuben "You're too Shlocken"
Harvey "Bruh I know"

by shlocken December 9, 2019

slock

A slut with a cock or a male slut.

Johnny is such a slock.

by Jamie Pheloney April 9, 2005

Schockie

The word schockie is replacement word for shit (i.e.; I just took a giant schockie.)

I just took a giant schockie!

by Kevin Azurite August 23, 2011

shlock

A small piece of material (similar to a sock) that covers a mans junk.

person 1: Hey John its cold in here you got a jacket?

person 2: No, but I got a shlock you can borrow.

person 1: Whats a shlock??
person 2: Its my cock cover. Fits like a sock.

by totalstud December 29, 2009

slock

A Slap and a Sock

"Our kids are irritating us so much we just wanna slock em"

by Ladibugg069 February 26, 2010

slock

sock, with an L added to it. See your a douche

Man dont make me slap you with my slock.

Im going to rock out with my slock out

by Tra February 8, 2004