Schnuck

When you sneeze and you pee a little.

There I was sitting in class and I had to sneeze. Damn! I just schnucked myself.

by Surfacerust September 16, 2022

schmucklit

A really foolish and clumsy midget that has a big nose that looks like a penis

Comes from the yiddish word schmock meaning penis

Look at that Schmucklit he can barley hold his nose up and is falling all over the place

by Matt stoney October 26, 2022

Schmuckerberg

Someone who doesn't have any friends, so they buy followers, friends and likes on social media sites such as Facebook.

John Doe has 17,532 followers despite seemingly inept at human communication. Yeah he's definitely a Schmuckerberg - bit of a lettuce

by 05mark16 October 27, 2022

schmucktivity

(v) Describing an activity or event involving an idiot, fuckhead.

Due to John's schmucktivity, feces and urine spilled all over the bathroom floor because he flushed paper towels down the toilet bowl in a public restroom at the movie theater.

by cRaZyCroCe January 15, 2023

Schmuck On Wheels

Someone who gets pushed around. See the definition of schmuck. It's Yiddish. Morrie in Goodfellas was Jewish. He doesn't like being dismissed as a fool or an idiot.

"What am I , a Schmuck on Wheels?" - Morrie in Goodfellas.

by Signal 30 August 23, 2023

Mark Schmuckerburg

That guy who's been groveling for press forgiveness since Cambridge Anamemeica revealed his mass invasions of user privacy.

Yo, whys it feels like politicians are playing us? I see someones shit on their nose everytime they talk.
Bruh, ya can thank Mark Schmuckerburg for selling 'em your likes. Lifehack: change your F-Book prefs to show that your political stance changes when you have politicians sucking your dick and proceed to nut.

by ViHelena May 24, 2018

Mrs. Schmuck

Has the big gay. Old hag bitch. Straight Up Cunt (SUC)

Mrs. Schmuck is a Mrs Schmuck

by JazzLover69 September 5, 2018