scheisse film

A very erotic type of movie which originated in Germany, often featuring Joel's mum. The cleveland steamer is a frequently occurring event at the climax of scheisse films. Lederhosen are a necessity for the "actors" involved, due to its resilience and ease of wash when covered in shite. A picture of David Hasselhoff is a frequently occurring symbol in these movies.

"Joel...telephone"
"Take this you dirty bitch"
"Essen mein scheisse, baby!"
"This is my favourite tank top! It's covered in brown!"

by jamthemaninspacewithamonkey February 8, 2005

Chelsea Schriever

The nicest girl YOU will ever meet. she is beautiful and has dark hair. one very unique person

Chelsea Schriever is beautiful

by yamama4life August 23, 2009

scheisty

(Adj.) Refers to any person or thing that is considerably cheap, poorly made or otherwise substandard.

I asked Vanessa if I could have a quarter for the parking meter and she said no. She's so scheisty.

Did you see that scheisty gift Riu got Chun Li? Who buys their girlfriend Post-its?

by Jason Htuizzo November 28, 2007

fo schisel my nisel

fo schisel my nisel is slang for, for sure my n____

fo schisel my nisel we still going

by dirty boy September 7, 2005

Schribered

To borrow another man's under garments for the purposes of wearing them as your own - typically not returned as a result.

Ben schribered my swimshorts because he forgot a pair of his own - I don't think I want them back.

by Kathy Koral September 26, 2003

schissenhousen

Something that isn't good. The act of being bad or useless.

"If you look up capital S, there is a description for that shot under Schissenhousen."

by Habibapotamus May 23, 2004

Schritasm

(skri'-taz'em) n. a state of frenzied excitement, intensity, overpowered by joy, or great delight.
2. -interj. an expression as of approval, concordance, delight; an exclamation of surprise, concurrance, or approval.
--schri-tas'mic (-taz'mik) adj. something or someone who can be described as appealing, impressive, remarkable, enviable, alluring, or desirable.

n.--
"That party at Club Opera last weekend was a total schritasm."

interj.--
Jill: "That dress she's wearing has a neckline that plunges all the way to Ecuador."
Jack: "Schritasm!"

adj.--
Jack: "That dress she's wearing is totally schritasmic."

by Doctor Derek Faux & Trevor Quimby August 31, 2006