schmooney

A children's book written by Bob Shumaker

Have you read The Legend of the Schmooney

by Dootdoot25 February 25, 2019

Schmoolie

A cheapskate person who displays foolish actions. An unintelligent scam artist in simpler terms.

John ripped me off last week and proceeded to harass me on Facebook. Dude is a total schmoolie.

by TheSuburbs122 March 31, 2019

schmooty

A person you care very deeply for. They may be temperamental and sometimes exhibit qualities of a retard but you have a intense longing for them none the less.

Look over there! That's Damiens Schmooty Eshita.

by Therman Merman 122 February 5, 2020

Schloob

Rat
Flanking

"He's a schloob."
He's a Rat.
"He couldn't stop schloobing."

He couldn't stop flanking.

Used in the most dire of situations while gaming.

by bullyhunter6 November 22, 2022

Schmooged

When things are squished together.

We were all schmooged together

by RetroBox May 6, 2023

thumb-schmooze

To text for the purpose of social communication; from schmooze, Yiddish meaning to chat, to have an informal conversation; "thumb" is a reference to the use of thumbs to text on a mobile phone

I'll be in meetings all week, but we'll thumb-schmooze every day until we can get together on the weekend.

by Liz141 April 21, 2017

uncle schmoo

the dude that keeps leaving you messages and forgets to leave his number

Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.

hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019