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schmooney

A children's book written by Bob Shumaker
Have you read The Legend of the Schmooney
by Dootdoot25 February 25, 2019
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Schmoolie

A cheapskate person who displays foolish actions. An unintelligent scam artist in simpler terms.
John ripped me off last week and proceeded to harass me on Facebook. Dude is a total schmoolie.
by TheSuburbs122 March 31, 2019
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schmooty

A person you care very deeply for. They may be temperamental and sometimes exhibit qualities of a retard but you have a intense longing for them none the less.
Look over there! That's Damiens Schmooty Eshita.
by Therman Merman 122 February 5, 2020
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Schloob

"He's a schloob."
He's a Rat.
"He couldn't stop schloobing."

He couldn't stop flanking.

Used in the most dire of situations while gaming.
by bullyhunter6 November 22, 2022
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Schmooged

We were all schmooged together
by RetroBox May 6, 2023
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thumb-schmooze

To text for the purpose of social communication; from schmooze, Yiddish meaning to chat, to have an informal conversation; "thumb" is a reference to the use of thumbs to text on a mobile phone
I'll be in meetings all week, but we'll thumb-schmooze every day until we can get together on the weekend.
by Liz141 April 21, 2017
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uncle schmoo

the dude that keeps leaving you messages and forgets to leave his number
Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.

hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019
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